Why does a man have a clear conscience?
Because its never used.
Why are men so happy?
Because ignorance is bliss.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man
then for a women?
Because when its time to go back to childhood,
he's already there.
How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see
a woman in a bikini.
What's the difference between government bonds and men?
Bonds mature.
How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
Three.One to hold the pan and two to show off
and shake the stove.
Only a man would buy a 500 dollar car and put a 4000 dollar stereo in it.
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